Books

Seth loves to write.  That’s why we’ve chained him to a computer in the basement and stand over him with a baseball bat.  It’s for his own good.

Currently we have him working on a twelve book series called The Keys.  He’s only finished one so far, but we’ve found he works much faster with a little Vivarin and some encouragement from a Louisville Slugger.  The next one should be available sometime in the Fall of 2011.  We’re working on it.

Anyways, it’s really hard work forcing someone to write novels.  We’ve set up a section here on the website for people to buy copies of the books we’ve inspired Seth to write, and maybe some day we’ll add memorabalia.  Procedes will primarily go towards compensating us for keeping Seth busy writing, though we’ve generously decided that for every copy of Seth’s books that gets sold, we’ll donate a dollar to a certain charity.  Whatever funds are leftover after that should be enough to buy the coffee and ramen noodles that keep Seth alive.